|"I saw ev'ryting. I tell you."|
However, I've recently found that my look and smell really sets off this radar in certain guys. *Note: I said guys, not men. I apparently have a unique pheromone or something that tells guys I make a great "girl on the side".
In the past week, I've been hit-on or had "the moves" placed on me by two different -- and taken -- guys. One married. One with a girlfriend. It's completely depressing, really. I mean, why couldn't I have a powerful pheromone that says "this girl is worth putting the time and commitment into a relationship"? Or the one that lets men know "not only is she great in bed, but she'd make a great wife and mom when you guys are ready"? Hell, I'd even take the "give her a shot as a girlfriend" pheromone over the one I obviously have.
|Breathe it in, boys!|
Me: WTF? Do I have that perfect-for-a-girl-on-the-side look or smell or something? I mean, WTF!?
Him: I don't know. Maybe you just have an electric magnetism about you that [guys] can't resist.
Me: You mean my va-jay-hole?
Well, that kind of makes sense, though. I seriously have a hard time understanding how a guy could ask me to make a trip to visit him and screw around while his wife is already in the area. And when I bring her up he just says, "she can stay at home." or how when a guy is going to see his "GF or whatever" (his words, not mine, hence the quotes) in less than five hours, he wants to go further than friends should go. Is it that they simply can't wait that long between coitus? (b-the-w, pretty sure that's the first time I've used the word "coitus" in my life. weird.) Is it that boring with the same person over and over again? And if that's the case, why would you put yourself in a relationship?
I've made my feelings on marriage and cheating and such known on here before. I think people just need to be honest with themselves and with each other. For example, instead of asking someone out or proposing and saying that you want to be with them forever, why not try a different approach? If you're reading this and looking for an honest way to pop the *real* question, I have given you a sample to go off of. Here it is:
|He even looks like a douche.|
I mean, come on! How can a girl not say "yes" to that? On Christmas morning in front of the whole family, or maybe when it's just the two of you on a romantic walk and he surprises you with that proposal! Magical, right? I've got goosebumps!
So, it's not some faulty pheromone I need to have checked. It's just that some guys, no matter how great they are or smart they seem or sexy they look, are perhaps selfish, immature, and dishonest. (Now, not only guys suffer from this dishonesty, but since I've already posted about that one catty, unfaithful B-word who's now engaged, no need to bring it up again.)